Greetings you vast world of the interwebs, I am Professor English.
What does that mean you may ask, well, I'm certainly not an english professor though often my diction speaks in such a manner as one.   I am somewhat of a jack-of-all-trades type person; I make costumes, design props, produce graphics, take pictures, and dabble with music.  I'm currently expanding my forte'  by selling my costuming works, and I've invested in local conventions and resources.

I also enjoy outdoor recreation and planning events or participating in the creation and or continual operation of public events.

What am I doing?
I am creating, performing, and trying to better myself any way possible.

Where am I?
I currently reside in Bellingham, Washington within an undisclosed secret laboratory  (I'm plotting something   see...)

Soooo here's the verdict:

Who:      Professor English
What:     Engineer, Scientist, Social engineer...   
Where:  Some secret laboratory in Bellingham, WA
When:   Now, soon, and in the near future
Why:      Because I'm here, now, and I wish to change the norm...   ...To something not normal!

and sometimes:

How:      To rally together with various creative individuals to promote change, pursue fun, and enjoy the results!

Thank You for examining this document

Professor English

Blah, get it. Ok I've not posted in about a year or so. Previous posts are null and void failed attempts at constructive ideas. Blah. Going on though, I've started two comissions for fursuits, one a dragon, the other an evil unicorn type critter moddled after a my recent strobelight unicorn that we had out at the Bellingham Rumors Caberet for holloween. That was one heck of a party even if it was a bit crowded for fursuit paws.

Oy what a differince a set of wheels makes. My 2001 Chevy S-10 died this afternoon.  *sigh*
Oh well, at least I live right accross from work.  Five minutes from my front door to the timeclock.